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Fireworks evaporate yesterday's boulders.

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My last blurb rebounded thoughtlessly through the blanket of life.

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The sorrowful honk of the seagull awoke his deep urge to escape the bonds of freedom.

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Vexatious windows defend the right to vexate vexatiously.

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Why? To satiate an inner sense of green.

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Tore pea dough.

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Maple stalks grope the lustrous contours of reality. Finding nothing, they return home more disheveled than before.

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Ipso de facto

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Facile mass isle.

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Face chips and race robustly row relentlessly within temporal modes of extractive resource technology before the Welcome Whale welcomes whales to the centre of the play that hadn't started as the cat hail ground downwards towards the sky.

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Paternalistic windows foresaw the reactionary bunk demoted by the grapes of gripes.

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Sorrowful sentences ship cyanide into their brother's thoughts.

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Sorrow emotes tender tears of elephantine love.

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Cost-shared bananas contort their tentacles on the sixth weekend of every month.

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He chosed. She chosen. They chosened.

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Tallest hard drive before Faust's bargain.

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Trenches of Frenches and drenches of quenches but sequences of hences before stenches of wenches.

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Imploding an Empire Avenue erosion implosion.

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Fatal fashions foolishly forbade fulsome frontal fantastics, fully for fully.

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Mesquite tree bees.

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Tall grass befits the moments that time leaves behind.

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The structure of hems spanks mothers to cry.

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iland - island - iLand

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Window salads and rock lofts exhibit conscious and conspicuous bibliographic pretensions.

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Fraternal rumble seats share a carrot salad.

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I love the smell of NPM in the morning.

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Weasels sharpen their vocabularies until they are blunt enough to kill.

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Wenches water-board boorish gnats.

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Wisps of wind blow bunnies from their migratory paths into the abyss of hell.

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We think that doughnuts are sows ears, but only when the sun is high and the moon is full.

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When flowers realize the futility of their efforts they swill mouthwash - existential angst and halitosis don't mix satisfactorily.

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Without the love of a young woman a fish is sure to suffer the most horrendous of deaths.

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Cheese was the food that revolted against Mao. It tied.

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If 2+2=5 then why does 8+9=11?

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Jackets fluttered through the sky like diamonds.

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With gusto, the big man careened like a gerund into an existentialist haze.

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Flying fish float lifelessly through heaven, a true sign of things to come.

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Cream puffs and peanut butter refresh webpages to scale end tables.

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Tall girls roll staples uphill towards an underwater mountain made of marshmallows.

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Fun times precede disastrous quantities of dog food.

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Camping supplies: verbs, past participle, French, linguistics, canned ham, and utopian ideals.

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Fish eat breakfast for lunch.

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Non Sequitur.